ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy:

tumblr on ios, 2021 colorized

ovur:

If daddy finds out you chewed through your aliexpress eternity collar you’ll be taken to the wood shed

gay-irl:

gay_irl

grox:

agitator-barbie:

gay-irl:

gay💋irl

aluka:

aluka:

they banned cunt and penis …well what are we going to serve and slay now

[ID: a reply from @/swapmonument. it says “it’s laying absolute egg” / end ID]

catcrumb:

tumblr sniped me for this

catholicboysdetention:

thebootydiaries:

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete